Problemorama
gated community, cops can't come in
A neighborhood for punks over the hill
We're spendin' our golden years in Mattersville
We can do whatever we want whenever we please
There's always a keg of beer and a block of cheese
We got Charams, pinball, asteroids, space invaders and missle command
We will grow old together we will play bridge and texas hold 'em
Duane and Stevie Cab they still skateboard
but most of us lawn bowl and shuffle board
We may be getting ripe but we ain't bored
We got a blackboard with some ru
Lounge Dummy
I wanna be a lounge dummy
And watch the world from my settee
Cos I'm so cute, they're so ugly
Remote control makes my heart bleed
Religion and beauty queens
Come on down the refugees
Cos money grows on gameshow trees
And the soaps never get too dirty
I wanna be a lounge dummy
There's a channel that's always sunny
I just wanna be a lounge dummy
I wanna be a lounge dummy
Going out makes me uptight
I think I'll stay at home tonight
Dinner's in the microwave
From my???
I wanna be a lounge dummy
There's a channel that's always sunny
I just wanna say I'm home, honey
I wanna be a lounge dummy
Count to 10 and close my eyes
Promise you won't tell me lies
Count to 10 and close my eyes
Promise you won't tell me lies
I wanna be a lounge dummy
There's a channel that's always sunny
I just wanna say I'm home, honey
I wanna be a lounge dummy
Dummy
Dummy
Just wanna be a lounge dummy
I just wanna be a lounge dummy
Just wanna be a lounge dummy